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Posted on 2008.02.14 at 23:04
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I got this spam message today and just thought it was too weird to not share. Well...hopefully it's spam. If I turn up dead soon then please avenge me.


Hello,
How are you doing today?, I was paid
to assassinate you,but I felt it will be
right for me to inform you and hear
from you,before carrying out my
operations.
I honestly tell you that this contract
was given to me by a close business friend
of yours, with effect to you reading this
e-mail,note that you are not safe.
I will appreciate if you to act very fast
to this
mail or else I will be forced to carry
out my work.
I have all your informations with me
now,as am talking to you.
If you feel contacting a securty firm
or the police will make you safe,I want
to also let you know that it will not
stop me,it will rather make me to carry
out my operations very fast,so stay cool
and contact me for negotiations.Note that
I sent this email after keeping an eye on
You for over ten days,so you can see what
I ment by telling you that a security
firm can’t save you.Just wating to hear
from you,so I know if I can change my
mind under the grounds of negotiation,
and I think,after negotiation I will be
ready to inform you about who sent me.
I am from a well trained group that
In the middle east that carries out
Suicide bombing and special killings,
For top government officials.
Note that I am all around you,so make
sure you don't do anything more that
contacting me,if not you will regret it.
I await your comment on this.
Mr. Green Umar.

Comments:


Emily
[info]malana at 2008-02-15 04:25 (UTC) (Link)
WTF? That is truly strange.
Saturn
[info]satyrnfive at 2008-02-15 04:27 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah...I've never heard of spam that threatens you out of money.
Nat
[info]xphoenixrising at 2008-02-15 04:55 (UTC) (Link)
...
Saturn
[info]satyrnfive at 2008-02-15 05:51 (UTC) (Link)
...indeed.
echo
[info]spankerella at 2008-02-15 05:44 (UTC) (Link)
WTF? Seriously.
Saturn
[info]satyrnfive at 2008-02-15 05:51 (UTC) (Link)
At least it's good to know that some assassins out there have the common decency to inform you ahead of time. If it had been ninjas I would have never known. :)
echo
[info]spankerella at 2008-02-15 06:29 (UTC) (Link)
ninjas
Jo-Anne Storm
[info]jo_anne_storm at 2008-02-15 10:10 (UTC) (Link)
Well... That's definitely a new take on spam. I'm not sure whether I should laugh or just be highly disturbed...
Saturn
[info]satyrnfive at 2008-02-16 21:46 (UTC) (Link)
Maybe just highly disturbing laughter is appropriate. :)
senor coconut
[info]senor_coconut_1 at 2008-02-15 13:11 (UTC) (Link)
His group carries out suicide bombings...and yet, he is still alive...I mean, after one suicide bombing, you can't really do another one...
Saturn
[info]satyrnfive at 2008-02-16 21:49 (UTC) (Link)
I dunno...with all the advances in the mad science field. ;)
Kate
[info]slayerkate at 2008-02-15 17:55 (UTC) (Link)
Well, I guess I should congratulate you, since you seem to be important enough to warrant assassination. Bravo!

Just give the guy some cookies. He'll back off.
Saturn
[info]satyrnfive at 2008-02-19 19:38 (UTC) (Link)
My icon says it all. :)
Dirty, Filthy Enabler aka Demona
[info]azraelz_angel at 2008-02-15 20:32 (UTC) (Link)
Oh my god - What the Fuck!?!?!

Seriously, who sends someone an email like that. And with no spaces after commas - what the hell are they thinking? Any death threat should be at least grammatically correct to be taken seriously.

Spam needs to be done away with.
Saturn
[info]satyrnfive at 2008-02-15 21:47 (UTC) (Link)
Maybe I should get you and <"lj user="avamclean"> to moderate assassin-spam and then the assassin-spammers would just stop posting. ;)
(Anonymous) at 2008-02-16 03:42 (UTC) (Link)

same

I just got the same one...word for word. I found your blog by doing a google search for Mr. Green Umar. Let me know if you die, okay?
Saturn
[info]satyrnfive at 2008-02-16 21:50 (UTC) (Link)

Re: same

Done. I've added that into my will. :)
(Anonymous) at 2008-02-16 03:59 (UTC) (Link)

i just got the exact same one!

too funny.... the problem is ... i know a couple people that would love to kill me!

oh well... at least this one is a fake!

b
Saturn
[info]satyrnfive at 2008-02-16 21:50 (UTC) (Link)

Re: i just got the exact same one!

Or is it? ;)
Dirty, Filthy Enabler aka Demona
[info]azraelz_angel at 2008-02-26 13:48 (UTC) (Link)
I just heard on wrnr (local radio station) that this hoax has been outed as a hoax nationally apparently. So, apparently you are safe.

If you still have the email there is a government email that you can email it to... I'd have to google for it because I've forgotten already.

But you are not alone in your death threat!!
Saturn
[info]satyrnfive at 2008-02-26 16:32 (UTC) (Link)
*sniff sniff* I thought I was important.
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